Remy Swearengin (00:00):
Have you ever been addicted to caffeine? Well I am. I’m Remy Swearingen and me and my friends, Alex Eggleston and Dusty Stewart are going to help me review some of our fan favorites.

Alex Eggleston (00:08):
Okay. So White Monster is really good. It was like the first one I tried back in eighth grade and I’ve been loving these ever since. So let’s break it open. First sip. Simply magical. Here you go, Remy. Give it a shot.

Remy Swearengin (00:25):
Alright. A lot of people say these are overrated, but personally I think it’s the best monster out there, so let’s try it. White Monster is probably my favorite because it tastes like straight battery acid, but it’s like a battery acid in a good way.

Alex Eggleston (00:42):
Yeah, yeah. Like the best way possible. Exactly. Give it a try. Dusty, what are your thoughts? Yeah, what are your thoughts, buddy?

Dusty Stewart (00:52):
Okay. It’s pretty good. I mean it’s like the run of the mail monster. If you think of a monster, this is probably one of the first things you think of.

Alex Eggleston (00:59):
Yeah, I stand with that opinion.

Remy Swearengin (01:02):
Alright. Personally, ghosts didn’t used to be my favorite, but their new flavor raspberry cream pretty good. So let’s crack this open. Oh, okay. It’s everywhere. Oh, let’s give this a sip. Well, it tastes like the name Raspberry Cream. It’s actually really good. So this is Ghost first. New flavor in line. Actually this released in August of 2025 this year. Now handing it over to Dusty.

Dusty Stewart (01:32):
Yeah, it’s pretty good. It’s very similar to their Red Sour Patch Kid one, which I like that a lot. It’s just really not any different for the most part, but it’s actually really good. I’m very surprised. Now handing it over to Alex.

Alex Eggleston (01:49):
This is actually my first time trying this, so I got high hopes. Is glazing this thing at the gas station. I don’t even know what I’m tasting. Hold on. Going in for round two. No, that’s not that great. Honestly, it’s making me kind feel like white monster almost, but more chemicals. I don’t know. It’s an odd feeling. So now we’re going to give it off to Dusty and he’s going to review the Alani Juicy Peach.

Dusty Stewart (02:26):
Oh, it’s everywhere. Okay, so Alani, I don’t have much experience with it. This is honestly probably the second Alani I’ve had. I don’t remember the first time I had it. All I know is that I had one. I mean it’s all right. It’s pretty hard to screw up peach flavored stuff. It tastes exactly the same as the peach monster. Nothing new, nothing different. It’s about the bar. It’s about what you from a peach flavored drink. And that’s pretty much all I have to say. Next we have Alex.

Alex Eggleston (03:06):
Okay, so I’ve had probably six or seven Alani, but they all kind of sucks. I’m not going to lie. I’m not that big a fan of peach flavors, but they’re not bad. So I’m going to give this a sip. That’s what I expected. Blatant chemicals mixed with a peach spray, but I drink it if someone gave it to me. So yeah, what do you have to say?

Remy Swearengin (03:33):
What give shot? I would definitely drink it if someone gave it to me because personally this is my favorite Alani out of all of them first. But Alani is low-key kind of buns, but let’s give it a sip.

Alex Eggleston (03:46):
Taste like peaches. Now we’re going to give all of our final ratings on all three energy drinks for our ranking system. We’ll be using zero through 10 heart attacks. First I’m going to try the white monster. Yeah, definitely a 10 out of 10 heart attacks. How about you, Dusty?

Dusty Stewart (04:10):
Honestly, probably like a eight out of 10 heart attacks about running the mill. Normal, plain, all mantle energy drink, just run in the mill. Normal.

Remy Swearengin (04:24):
Last sip. I give this a salt at nine out of 10 heart attacks. If I were to die, this would be how I would want to go out.

Alex Eggleston (04:36):
Overall, the average of the white monster gets a nine out of 10. Heart attacks, ghost energy, raspberry cream. Final review. It’s not horrible, but it could be better. I’m going to say a good seven out of 10 heart attacks. What do you think, dusty?

Dusty Stewart (04:59):
After I’ve had that Alani, which was the definition, textbook definition of mid, I’ve appreciated this a lot more. And honestly I’ll probably get it at a nine out of 10 heart attacks. And now Remy Swearengin

Remy Swearengin (05:20):
Personally for it being a Ghost and what it is, I’m giving this a 10 out of 10 heart attacks overall that gives him about an average of eight heart attacks for the ghost Raspberry cream.

Alex Eggleston (05:33):
Finally, the Alani Juicy Peach Final Review just ruined my day. This thing is actually kind of terrible. It’s tart, but not in a good way and it just kind of sucks. So I want to give it a three out of 10 heart attacks. What about you, dusty?

Dusty Stewart (05:58):
Again, this is probably the midt of all the ones that we’ve had. So probably like a seven out of 10 heart attacks. Now, Remy Swearengin.

Remy Swearengin (06:13):
Alright, don’t listen to Alex and Dusty personally. This is like a nine out of 10 from me, actually. I’m going to check the rest of it right here.

Alex Eggleston (06:28):
Thank you to all our listeners. This is Alex.

Dusty Stewart (06:32):
You know what

Remy Swearengin (06:32):
Your name

(06:34):
Remy

Alex Eggleston (06:34):
Swearengen signing off. Thank you.